I think this might be my favourite scene in all the Pirates of the Caribbean films. I can’t decide whose reaction I like best: Davy Jones’ look of sheer pride after ruining Will’s tea, Will’s look of “For fuck’s sake, I was drinking that” as it goes flying out of his hand, or Beckett’s look of horror at the sight of wasted tea.
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex. [Class titters] Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm! [Laughter increases] Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish! [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]